Well douche your snatch and let's go!
Ugh I have so many sins to confess tmw at church, you just made me think of many more I've made on that street alone
I've been at work for less than an hour and have pooped twice already. That's what happens when you start sleeping with your roommate and don't want to use the bathroom at home anymore.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
There's a guy at this party taking all the unfinised beers and pouring them into a pitcher so he can drink them tomorrow.
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
rolled over to window for cup of snow instead of leaving bed for water. that's how hungover
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I thought you wanted to talk?
What part of "Lets have angry sex" means I want to talk?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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