i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
drove into oncoming traffic. add a minute to my ETA
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
My mom is currently drinking alone in our kitchen singing the Dixie Chicks to herself so, hey, alcohol is forever and we should not be shamed for its use.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
He said it wasn't ladylike of me to drink more whiskey than him. I told him to stop being a little bitch.
How many more of your relationships do I have to destroy before you realize sleeping with me isn't a good idea?
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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