if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
Sudden realization: I dumped him because he was too immature, yet I am the one who moved back into my parent's basement post-breakup.
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
Rub those nipples and moan like a platypus.
Jesus, are you hammered?
Hammered for that juicy ass. I'll bring the straws.
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
Ok I have to ask, whose idea was it to used crushed up norcos as margarita salt? And what did they say to convince everybody else to think it was a good idea?
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
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