You're so nebulous sometimes
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I think a kid would responsible me up
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
Nobody's dick fell into my mouth tonight
That's right. I just LL Cool J'ed you up in this bitch. Zero fucks.
Oh honey. I will not JUST be drunk. I will be spring break drunk. Spectacularly hammered. It will be glorious for all watching and embarrassing for anyone that has to drag me to bed.
Randomize
