I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
yeah. you were just sitting there watching transformers, caressing your toaster.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
I did too many shots and now a kitten is trying to eat my bagel.
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
Meet at Walmart straight from work to buy items for hurricane fun. Then blast some wine, make some sex, blast a bowl and cuddle each other till the sun comes up?
That's the most romantic New Orleans hurrication I've ever heard of. Can I have your babies?
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
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