I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
there is no 'pace myself' on the blackout express
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
She crossed her eyes and threw up into a glass while sitting at the bar. It was fifty shades of sketchy dude.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
I was simply suggesting that you really should try coke bondage sex.
cinco de mayo stole my toenail
cinco de mayo stole my virginity.
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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