Dan is more possessive of me than a Michael Jackson is of McCully Caulkin
was*
True, R.I.P.
I have no morals, kinda like you have no standards
None
they need to just BURY HIM!
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
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its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
If I remember who won the superbowl tomorrow morning.. I think I'm just going to quit drinking. There really won't be a point anymore
Just saw a dude walk out of the parking. Garage in a diaper and tutu. He had a handle in one hand and a toy bow in the other
LOL its 11 am
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
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Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
It took me an hour to walk from my drive way to my front door... what the fuck was in that weed?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Okay she just told me to turn the volume down on the fan. What does this even mean?
Cops swarmed my car last night in the walmart parking lot cause of the paper plate
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