I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
meet me or not, i'm out of control
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
so i had a dream that andrew cuomo ate me out. guess who i'm voting for?
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
how do you play pong handcuffed?
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Is it weird to invite your FWB to thanksgiving dinner??
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
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