belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
Unfortunately, they didn't pull of their wake and bake plans. Instead, they waked and vomited like a half-retarded giraffe till everyone woke up.
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
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Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
That's your penis' name. I've always referred to it as Alejandro secretly.
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
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hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
These are the last few fleeting sober moments of the day for me. If there is anything you need me to do today, please tell me now
HE PUT A HOLE. IN. MY. HOUSE!!!
Dude I can't beleive you didn't wake up. I literally f'd her IN THE DISHWASHER. Btw I'm pretty sure I also kinda broke the dishwasher.
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