Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
shes on the ground doing bicycle kicks screaming "is my ass good enough for you now satan" send help
Remember that time i gave you head on MY birthday and you made me stop so you could watch the rhino part in 300
No one should ever have to Neosporin their nipples. At least he apologized.
Sunday mornings are confusing. Like. I can't decide if I want to go for a run or start drinking
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
Randomize
