he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Thanks, college. Tonight's decisions brought to you by margs in a nalgene.
Had a guy spin me around at the bar, kiss me then say "oh shit you're not who I thought you were" and then walk away.
I smoked that joint really fast and now I'm so high I'm crawling around on all 4 giving my dogs piggie back rides pretending its the macy day parade for dogs and I'm their giant human float.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
If you're mature enough to fuck him you're mature enough to tell him you don't want a relationship come on
she said she just "wanted a guy who she could cook breakfast for". HUGE MISTAKE. I'm never leaving
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
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