he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
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Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I really think that guy just walks around with tennis balls in his pocket. No dick is that big
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
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He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
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We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
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