so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
The amount I want to die right now is not proportionate to the level of fun I had last night. Not fair.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
Btw...I puked in my hand last night and threw it on the floor. Don't let me do tequila ever again.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
You both ran and jumped into the tub yelling Jamaican bobsled team
I threw up a lot of peanut butter last night.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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