Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
you were afraid hed set himself on fire so you dumped a box of baking soda on him
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
I'm dedicating this beer to drunk texting
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
We ran out of toilet paper so Ive been using coffee filters
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
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