my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
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He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
I may not have eyeballs after all the drunk naked people having sex outside.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Things my liver can't take in one weekend. Surprise nights off at work and male strippers. Woke up jaundiced.
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Gay?
German.
Pity.
I can't even be mad at customs in houstons airport anymore for missing my flight and having to stay overnight. Within an hour of meeting we did it at her place. Her last word being "glad I could show you real southern hospitality". I'm definitely coming back here someday
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
...Just hit my fuck buddy with my car.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
I was cock-blocked by a swat team last night.
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