it was like weight watchers had a halloween party.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
A guy at the bar bought me a jag bomb because I'm the chick that frosts his donuts at KT. Never have I been more proud of being a failure at life.
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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