I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I'm just going to text him the word sex repeatedly until he comes over.
Did it work?
Duh, it only took 27 texts and 15 minutes and he was at my front door.
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Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
third nipple confirmed
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
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I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Is it totally terrible that I just signed up for classes and already found the guy I'm going to bang??
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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