i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
I have a client coming in and there's a note that says she wants her hair to like Elisabeth Hasselback's from the view
that's Oklahoma for you
drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
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Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
So is there a reason your dad is passed out naked in my shower? P.S. Congrats on the family dong.
I didn't get it..
I'm sorry. But to the original question please.
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For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
We have a great relationship based on communication, sex, and mutual loathing.
Sometimes at I wake up from a dead sleep at 1am and call the bar just to hear the clink of the glasses and the pouring of the beer on tap in the backround
I love standing in line at rite aid for 10 minutes being forced to talk to my ex's mom about life while I'm holding nothing but yeast infection cream
I have tasted many bathrooms
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