Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
I almost had to get my pinky cut off. Wow I'm so happy. We won beer olympics so i didnt hahaha
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
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Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
he wouldnt let me in bed until i took off all the stickers i was covered in
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
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I woke up this morning with a text from my mom as to why the hell random people were showing up at the house. Turns out nobody came to our house party because I gave them my old address, fuck pre-partying for real
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
I left him on his mom's lawn after he passed out in my lap and told me my vagina smells like flowers. Couple of the year award
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
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