No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I'm seriously gonna die surrounded by a million cats and an unbroken hymen
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I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
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I appreciate alcohol much more now that I have to be sober sometimes
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
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