he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
I have way too much money in my bra to be responsible.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Like fighting the continuous urge to sing Neil diamond "coming to America" kinda fucked up right now
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
They need 20 oz Capri suns with liquor. Douches need to grow up with their clients
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
I need a good cry or an orgasm and neither of them are gonna happen to me and i'm so frustrated
I woke up with a dick pic from the ex-Mormon via email. Not really what I wanted to see before my first cup of coffee this morning, but I gotta say, I'm impressed.
She really wants to put my dick in her mouth, and to be honest I really don't want to put it there.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
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