There's a girl here with sideburns. I gave her your number, you can thank me later.
we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
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i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
for the record, you never really realize how drunk you still are until you get on rollerskates...
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
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I never thought my selfie stick would come in handy for nudes.
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I saw a drunk guy run across the street with an American flag between his buttcheeks.
I didn’t not spend thanksgiving morning making out with him in a diner parking lot
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
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