Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
He smothers me through text. I can't even image what he'd be like in person.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
I'm in the liquor aisle and a 10 yr old boy yells, "My favorite beer is Corona! Daddy remember when you gave me some on our camping trip?"
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
the upside of dating someone over 21: he can buy me a pregnancy test AND a bottle of wine when he goes to cvs for me
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
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