Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
Just got tipped $5 for distracting some dude's gf while he got another girl's number. Bro-code at its finest.
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
He ordered a meatball sub with a side of meatballs.
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Need advice bro. Which one should I take: the blonde devil crying in the corner or the brunette crawling on the floor acting like a dinosaur??
I just tried to dye my pubic hair teal for her
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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