sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
I need a shot of tequila, and quick death
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Just watched porn on a 60 inch plasma screen TV... So that's where the clitoris is
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I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
just saw a midget ride a motorized cooler into the liquor store. i'm gonna follow him home.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
Post-shopping-cart-scooter-jousting victory fuck?
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
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Do you have any pictures of me mounting animals that aren't on Facebook?
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.