What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
Whenever I don't wipe thoroughly after shitting, I just think that anyone if anyone sticks their finger up my ass, they had it coming.
they said he just opened the front of his shirt and threw up alll over himself
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
You said you didn't want to drink anymore so you started shooting vodka down the back of your throat using a syringe. Oh, and then you aimed it at my eye ball...vodka in the eye hurts btw.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
You were making out with a freshman and said you wanted to back to his place. Then when you got to the door to leave you said "never mind." He sad it wasn't fair and you got all serious and told him "welcome to the real world kid."
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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