My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
and that's how I found out my dad doesn't believe in towels... holiday magic.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
So what's going on?
We hit boys town to get stupid. I mean invading Iraq stupid.
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
He doesn't have an existential crisis after we have really violent sex now which is nice
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
