I'm sorry my penis didn't work
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
is it weird that i blow-dry my hair and poop at the same time?
not any weirder than you telling me this at 4 in the morning
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
Mom told me you snuck booze into a concert in a cheez its box...I have never been prouder to be related to you
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Who put my cat in the fridge?
I need dick so bad, I’m dressing sexy for the school pick up line and sports practices to entice a few of the DILFs
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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