I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
I do no wrong. I am always right. Right? I forget why I am sending this. It seemed relevant.
do u think i could put an abortion on my debit card?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
Dude she flew me 1000 miles down to see her, broke up with me 7 hrs after arrival, and kicked me out with a week left til I fly home. Thank god college taught me how to shack up
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I just thought you should know.... I am fully committed to being a ho this summer
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
She started waving a nerf rifle around and demanding free booze.
is it sad that a disney movie is making me horny?
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