dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
just told my mom that i'm having a bad day and she responded with "maybe you should pour yourself a nice drink". good to know that my parents support my future of alcoholism
Jenna and Ryan are ranting and raving about child custody. MY VASECTOMY SMILES.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Gotta love hanging with Nat. By the time guys realize she isnt going home with them, they've spent enough money and time to think I'm a good idea.
I'll keep you from getting pregnant and you keep my papers gramaticallly correct
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
He just ranted to some customer about fourth of July being ruined and I just shouted USA the whole time in the background. It was kinda epic
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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