i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
dear sober me, don't br the first to open the fridge in the morning
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Just got booked to do a bachelorette party for a polygamist wedding. And notice I only text you to rub things in your face and show you my life shits on yours. Daily.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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