marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Realized I'm still to drunk to comprehend work emails. Marked them all as unread. Here's to responsible hang overs.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
My legs feel like baby dolphins
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
Randomize
