So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
nothing says 4th of july like teaching grandma how to work a keg
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Yeah I'm a responsible adult man but I legally unbind myself from anything that occurred that evening and am in no way responsible for those actions.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
This is not a costume party, I'm just wearing fairy wings.
Of course you are.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
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When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I think about him when I masturbate so I guess you could call it love
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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