Let's start a violent farting gang. We can do walkbys.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
You know that hot fire fighter I fucked yesterday? Well him and two other guys are killing the fire on my stove. Awkward.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups
Lost my virginity dressed as catwoman. He was dressed as batman. Glad I waited.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
Something I never want to forget. I'm in a porta potty and she is outside knocking on the door going "You're a queen. You're a queen. Never think any different"
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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