Get out...Run...Or there's going to be a dick in your mailbox
It's not true, it's not true! She's too full of cheese to have sexy time!
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
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When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
soon, soon....
I don't believe you anymore. You're like the boy who cried coitus.....
I puked on his mom. Not my proudest moment
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If my eyeballs could make a sound to describe how they feel they would just say uhhhhhhhhggggggghhhhhh.
I woke up with a thorn in my belly button. A THORN!
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I have a story for you. It involves waffles and getting naked with the local weatherman.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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