I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
YAS. BRING CRAB.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
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