kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
this is ridiculous... i look like a white version of MC Hammer...
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
Just had a handjob preempted by a huge bolt of static electricity leaping from her fingertip to my sack. I hate this time of year.
turkey basters and jungle juice, is that really the whole shopping list for new year's?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
I want to see boobs tonight. Like, real ones. Your ones.
I'm romantic.
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
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