Forgive me I'm always horny when I wake up
okay pat passed out under dana's car
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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My face is bruised from laying on the concrete. NO MORE VODKA!
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
I'm about to pick up E from underneath a random doormat.......how is this remotely normal?
oh sorry. I thought "boat" was code for "penis"
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Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
How long can I keep it classy to hook up in my old office building? Two more years? Does it get weird after 30?
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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