you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
i told him i should keep a toothbrush at his house for after all the times i threw up there. he said yes but i wasnt getting a key to the apt
I'm responsible for my client's overall well-being. Which is terrifying coming from someone that can't stop masturbating and eats leftover pizza just about everyday.
8===D
That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
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