I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
Do vagina's smell?
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
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you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
I can't be held responsible for my own vagina. Let's just be honest here.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
"Fwd: Nice to meet you last night thanks for the tit flash" no recollec. i am officially banned from wearing tube tops to the bar.
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