so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
I woke up with the wrong plaid-shirted guy in my bed.
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
My gym is having a pizza and beer party. God im starting to love this place.
Sorry for drunk singing "love hurts" to you at 3 am.
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
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