id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I peed on his girlfriend's loofah during our post-sex shower.
Don't forget ur talking to the master juggler. Remember that time I slept with 3 guys and made them all pay for plan b? Paid the rent didn't I?
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
You called me to pick you up from the bar at 9:00. When we drove over the speed bumps you put your hands in the air and pretended you were on a roller coaster.
We hit a deer while we were singing an acapella version of "I will always love you"
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Dude you asked your tattoo if it wanted to go swimming
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
The way I kissed her was actually pretty charming and then it devolved to car sex
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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