I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
just woke up to two already rolled blunts and a full explanation of what happened last night. I love my gf
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
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My dick was out way too much saturday not to get laid
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before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
So your bra was hanging in the Christmas tree last night at some point I think
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It's like the first time your mom catches you masturbating. We both know what she saw. We're just not talking about it...
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Is it acceptable to bring pot to a funeral or am I going to have to do this shit sober?
So naked ping pong was a mistake... Looks like we were attacked by an octopus.
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