The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
Its about making memories worth repressing
I wanted to tell him he wasn't actually in me, but my god, awkward?
Taking my final with a coffee mug full of keystone... best semester ever.
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Also got home. Still stoned. Mom was up. We made a pizza and were writing a children's book. Sleep good.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
Cats are difficult to handle. Also they are impossible to baptize.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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