Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Do you remember when I jumped into your arms and you farted?
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
Quick question... Why were there condoms frozen into ice cubes?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
woke up to my little sister's best-friend's boyfriend in my bed, but how's your saturday going?
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
I'm both gender and math confused
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