Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
He picked me up for our 1st date and saw my roommate crying on the floor Fabreesing her vagina...
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
I remember pointing out how smooth my legs were to try to direct his attention away from my vagina.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I gave up. I'm crying over my notes. Oh, ya know, just another drunk finals week
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
The amount of guys who just came into the room to give me a high five after hooking up with him was about 5 too many.
After i finished him. He goes "youre a champion"... Then whispers "forever"
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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