The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
so... the fat chick just walked over, shook my hand, then introduced herself as "versatile". shoot me now.
Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
Me. blonde. Sex. Dance floor.
No we are not "bros" because I came out of my moms vagina& you went in there.
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I just conducted a skype meeting drunk and in the middle of a cornfield. I don't even think they noticed.
When they send me to rehab, I'm screaming your name down the halls.
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
She told me I was absolutely not allowed to sleep with him even though she knows I'm a rule breaker who loves a good challenge.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
we're tipping the strippers with chocolate coins.
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