If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
Thought about it. I'm gonna go to work, but I'm gonna tell them I wrestled a bear saying I fell just isn't working.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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