no, he came in my armpit
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
He's attempting to seduce me with thanksgiving-themed sexual metaphors... It's working.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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