He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
he shaved USA in his pubs
We don't have a lot of plans besides weed and cake
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
I just made SCOTCHSICLES. no further info is necessary
He's getting off drug court. We're doing a super-blunt with 50 dollars worth stuffed inside. He almost cried tears of joy when we told him.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
I even put my vibrators back in the bedroom instead of the coffee table. If that's not growing up then I don't know what is.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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