summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Yeah. I've decided no relationship can survive me shoving my boobs in the guys face
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Actually some of the best sex I've had involved a lot of laughing.
How small IS your cock?
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
I'm not gonna lie. I'm a little scared.
Good. The Jell-O shots look great.
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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