I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
It got to the point that I had to make flashcards with their name on the front and dick pics on the back.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
We got jeff a deep fryer for his bday. So far the count is two potatoes and your iPod.
it's only monday and im already failing all my classes. i give up. tequila tuesday is my only friend.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
OMG OMG OMG DID YOU KNOW THERE ARE MINI CHOCOLATE COWBOY HATS THAT MEN CAN BUY FOR THEIR PENISES?
Idk man, we spent like 20 mins arguing about the moral ambiguity of fucking in someone else's car
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Do the security cameras outside your house capture sound? If so your whole family is going to hear me describe my threesome
may or may not have snorted a line of tums... wtf.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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