Sitting at a red light. Windows are down. I'm blasting Gaga's "Disco Stick" and doing an interpretive dance to it because I think I'm hilarious. Look to the left and see two Phi Delts that I know with their windows down. They are horrified. I am probably going to lose their Facebook friendships.
Princeton has an emergency contraception worldwide website. It is in moments like these that I love my university
You American Chicks are so confusing....1 day you are on my nuts next day you be trippin
Dude its not just American chicks...a small penis is the same in every language
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
I woke up covered in blue paint and my knee bleeding, when I went to return the shopping cart the guy in the elevator laughed hysterically. I'm having a good morning.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Made a pinky promise to a lesbian on crack in WeHo. No one knows what I promised
I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I'm not straight
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
we tried to make a drinking game out of 4 pokemon cards you found in a drawer.
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
And you tried to get me to have sex with you in our Harry potter closet lol
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