there was a trapeze. enough said
Just saw a commercial bout this girl that lost 54 lbs on a taco bell diet. so thats my excuse.
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
we are playing family charades. my sister pointed at me. everyone guessed alcoholic.
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
I mean, once you get beat with a dildo you can't look at someone the same
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
IT ISN'T. I'M A LITTLE HIGH.
YOU'RE ALWAYS A LITTLE HIGH.
NO. IT'S RARE THAT I'M A LITTLE HIGH. I'M ALWAYS HIGH AS FUCK. THERE'S A DIFFERENCE.
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
So you're willing to shred any respect that you had for your body on some random chick who's only looking for sex? That's the worst thing I've ever heard.
I mean, it won't be 100% meaningless, I know her middle name.
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
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