You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
the fda needs to get their shit together cause these four loko going away parties are gonna kill me
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
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no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
just tried to pee in the sink at wendys...need to stop letting my drunk habits get into my sober life
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
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to have them in my mouth would be like meeting a unicorn while floating on a cloud of glitter
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
Life without a bra equals bliss.
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
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