i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
Assholes at mcdonalds drive through wouldn't serve us last night even though we said we were on small motorcycles that were to small for them to see and weren't heavy enough for the sensors. We made noises and everything.
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
If I sleep with another Spanish guy it is officially renamed my senor year.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
My mom got me high and then dropped me off at a church.
I've abandoned trying to find a logical explanation of your life.
Can you work for me at 4? We might have just taken some drugs we found in the couch and... end of story
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
It will pretty much be equal to the feeling I had when you let me hold your dick while you were peeing, or when I graduated high school!
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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