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did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
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she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
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officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
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we found her in my closet eating a clove of garlic.
Bullshit. No way. If I brushed past your penis it was completely coincidental.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
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