question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
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I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
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I just read through our messages from yesterday and realized we both referred to me tearing my penis as a good thing. What the fuck.
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
I don't need this shit right now. I just woke up covered in pistachios
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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